Well, the last year and a half or so of my life has sucked. Bad. A lot has gone on, and not much of it good. I am not the cause of most of the dysfunction that has gone on in our lives, although I am being blamed for pretty much everything and I didn't put an effective stop to it. Either way, it's over now and the kids and I can begin rebuilding (yes, I realize a certain someone was left out of that sentence and I'm sure you can figure out why. You're smart, right?).

So, now that life has slowed down, kind of, with the kids being in school and daycare, I suppose I won't neglect everything else. Oh, who am I kidding? That's probably not going to make all that much of a difference. I get distracted by.....oooh shiny!

So now I'm on to my new quest, I am going to find myself a sugar daddy. Or an Irish Firefighter. I'm not sure which, or how, but it will be done. I have goals and dreams here and I will not let reality crush them.

And now I need to sign my life away to the kids school and to Girl Guides so that my kids get to have fun with other kids, and hopefully not maim themselves. In other words, I have to fill out forms to protect other people in case my kids inherited my coordination. Woohoo!

Disclaimer - I love Girl Guides, I was in Girl Guides for years (too many for me to remember right now, my brain is broken) This post was meant in good fun and was self-deprecating. Now on with what's left of our day!